Journalism: Fair and Unbiased

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a perfect example of fair journalism.

Here is Helen Thomas saying she will kill herself if Cheney "the liar" ever runs for President.

Can you believe that this lady was the LONGEST SERVING member of the White House Press Corps? Longest serving???

One can assume that the for the first 300 years she was good at hiding the fact that she hated all right wingers, but what about the last 300?

She was commonly referred to as "The First Lady of the Press," who is the First Man? Karl Marx?

Here is something else she had to say a couple of years ago:

"[Bush] is the worst president ever. He is the worst president in all of American history."

So fair. I say there is no bias in the press!