Bill Clinton: All that is wrong with the world

I'm not joking.

Bill Clinton is the poster child for most of what is wrong with the world - or at least North America. Here is a guy who got to where he got by being a coward (draft dodging), a traitor (going to communist Russia to oppose US policy), and a morally bankrupt liar (Monica et al.) This guy's one identifying characteristic is his pure lust for power.

Watch his "come-back kid" speech in New Hampshire. You'll notice that during that speech, he is the happiest man you have ever seen.

Anyway, today I want to talk about Clinton's marital infidelity. Here is something that I would like to show to Senator Clinton and say "what do you think?"

I would not do this because I want to cause her discomfort, but I would do this to give her a chance to do what she should have done years ago. As someone in the public eye, she has the responsibility to show all the young men and women of America that cheating is NOT okay. She should call up a lawyer right now and throw her cheating husband out on the street. She should do this both as a service to herself and as a way to save innumerable marriages in the future.

Bill Clinton's public violation of the sanctity of marriage has lead to a questioning of this sanctity by numerous young people my age - people who idolized Clinton politically now realized that cheating, well, happens. More importantly, they are lead to believe that there are no consequences to cheating on your wife/husband. That is Bill Clinton’s legacy – the promotion of adultery.

If I were a political advisor to Hillary Clinton, I’d tell her to get a divorce for the sake of her sanity, her honour, and her political career. First of all, think of Chelsea Clinton – does Hillary really want her daughter to grow up and live with a cheating husband and think “well mom did, so I will too?” Second, no one wants to vote for a helpless victim – so stop being one. Stop victimizing yourself by staying with a philandering husband. More importantly, there are still millions of people, like me, who believe in marriage and believe that Bill Clinton is the worst thing to happen to the institution of marriage since no-fault divorce. Hillary would go a long way in convincing them that she shares their values by ending this sham of a marriage.

Hillary, start the new women’s rights movement.

It has a catchy slogan:
“This me - saying no.
Your cheating ass has got to go”

Or something like that.

UPDATE: Apparently Saddam Hussein likes Clinton. More reason to dislike them both.